I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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