the day after is always just damage control
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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