they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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