I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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