we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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