with your own penis?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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