is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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