can u get pink eye on your cock?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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