Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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