did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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