i was rollin on her like bob the builder
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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