redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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