CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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