READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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