i think my mom watched the whole time
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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