thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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