I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Randomize