Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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