I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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