What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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