It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.