There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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