ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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