so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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