oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
my poor anus
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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