So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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