dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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