what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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