I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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