Im at strip club and am horny
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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