remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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