I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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