Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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