Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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