How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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