Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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