it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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