People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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