is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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