dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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