Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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