Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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