I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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