Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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