At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
sex in a hospital.. check
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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