Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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