my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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