so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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