i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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