i don't like sucking hair
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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