haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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