Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
did you just send me my own nude
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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