you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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