So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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